“I heartily endorse this person and product.”
Twitchitt is a synthpop proprietor from Neptune, born in the mid-14780's. She makes sounds and does awkward movements whilst channeling inter-dimensional deities. Twitchitt's wishful mission is to make colossal contributions to a less boring collective existence.
Twitchitt is a something-something from somewhere, stumbling upon bumpkins in clubwear; a crawly, watermelancholy foe of folly, a precipice for knowledge jolly, Twitchitt we exalt thee.
Biographies are stupid. Listen to the f***ing music.